Thursday, October 12, 2017

Get Sleep!/Get Boots!

♪ ♪ Get Blake ♪ ♪ Three alien squirrelsare out to get me ♪ ♪ I've gotta run fasteror else I'm gonna get caught ♪ ♪ They zap me with blastersand chase me with sacks ♪ ♪ I gotta survivethe evil Squalien attacks ♪ ♪ Then I'm gonna bea future Space Ranger ♪ ♪ And save the Earth from futureSqualien danger ♪ ♪ With Mitch at my side ♪ ♪ We'll fight the furryevil plot ♪ ♪ But I gotta run fastor I'm gonna get caught ♪ ♪ (cooing) (Blake and Mitch screaming) (Roy)Lookee here, now.

Krunk's got a hot date later and withoutmy handsome sleep, I'm just not my pleasant,charming self.

So keep it down! So much forrehearsing our screams.

But the Swirling Hurleropens today.

(screaming) (whispering)I know.

It's the scariestroller coaster ever.

I heard the personwho designed it got the idea from.

a nightmare.

I heard the peoplewho built it all startedhurling one day and haven't stoppedsince.

How do they eat? (quivering) I can't wait! I can't wait! Check out the face I'm gonnamake for the coaster cam.

Nice.

What about this? Oh, you win! Put it back,put it back! And now if you'llturn to page 345 in your bindersand locate article 417 B, you'll see that once againmy burlap sack clearly provides the surest methodto get Blake.

After which, we launch intospace and savor our victory.

Questions? (snoring) (gasping) I'm a unicorn! Sorry, Leonard.

Your boring planmade me sleepy.

Oh, it was so boring.

(yawning) Jerome.

My planis not boring.

Ah, that's it! Jerome.

You're a genius.

Leonard can bore Blake to sleep and he'll sleep right through our future invasion of Earth.

(chuckling) Or we could usemy new super sleep spray, my handsome uncle.

I was saving it for mybirthday to prank Leonard, but ta-da! My relatives are brilliant.

Save some sleep spray.

We'll prank Leonard later.

(laughing) When are yougoing to fix that? When the world catches upto my genius.

But, Mitch, the Swirling Hurleropens in T-minus now.

(screaming) Oh! Out of my way, "foolios.

" My Millie date startsin T-minus soon.

Check the sundial.

(stammering) Get those pantsout my wheel! I didn't get the option of wheel pants insuranceon this thing.

Besides,I can't be late.

I'm experiencing extremeexcitement, can't you tell? Krunk's got a date.

♪ Date, date, datedate, date, date ♪ (engine revving) ♪ Date, date, datedon't be late ♪ ♪ Might be late.

♪ See you inthe funny papers, Myers.

Oh, I should have said,"Sleep tight, Myers.

" Think before you say awesomebad guy things, Leonard.

Hmm? This is my sleep sprayerso I do the spraying.

But Leonardbored me first.

(grumbling) (groaning) Whoo.

Whoo.

Got it.

Okay, Roy.

Off to your date.

(snoring) He's out cold.

(Mitch)What's in the can? Your doom, Blake Myers.

(wheezing) Whoo! Excuse you, Leonard.

That wasn't me.

It was the sprayer.

We need moresleep spray, stat.

Let's get 'em! (panting) Mitch.

We can't let Roy sleepthrough his Millie date.

I mean, did you see howexcited the guy was? I've never seen so happy.

He was even happier than thattime me, you, Zorka and that panda allsat on whoopee cushions at the same time.

(laughing) We have to dosomething.

It's myfault Roy's asleep.

Well, technically, it's because ofthe Squaliens.

But they were after you and it was your pants thatgot caught in his wheel and you did talk him out ofthat wheel pants insurance, so yeah, this isentirely your fault.

Come on.

We gottawake him up, fast.

(chuckling) (shrieking) (snoring) (beeping) ♪ He just won't wake up.

Then why are you stillspraying him with the hose? I don't thinkI can stop.

Anyway, Roy's supposed to meethis date in T-minus like now.

What do we do? ♪ There's onlyone thing we can do.

Okay, I guess I should haveasked how your dad's remote-controlledbodysuit works.

It's easy.

What you do,he does.

Like Simon Says.

Sweet invention.

High five.

(yelling) Remember,you move, he moves.

Like Simon Says.

Right.

Let's try again.

(panting) Ahh! I can't stop him! He's too far away.

The suit's not working! We have toget closer.

(horns honking) (people screaming) How many fountainsdoes this town have? (water splashing) Huh? At least three.

Four.

(Blake)Good afternoon, Millie.

Good to see you.

How come yourmouth ain't moving? Um.

Conserving my energy? For kissing.

Krunky,what are you doing? Yeah, Krunky.

What are youdoing? (Blake) Sorry about that.

Forgot my real glasses.

Well, let's get thisover with, I guess.

Is it me or doesthis seem hopeless? Hm.

(Millie)Now why you shrugging? Faster.

We need moresleep spray.

Go faster, I-- (laughing) (laughing) Hmm? You're gettingthe hang of it.

(Millie)Roy, get thatspoon our your nose! This is a first date.

Now passthe bread.

Oh, fly! Missed.

Uh-oh.

It's angry! ♪ (buzzing) (yelling) Hmm.

♪ Ooh! Come on, Krunky.

Millieloves to boogie.

Incoming Squaliens.

♪ (Mitch whistling) (chuckling) (Leonard)Where's Blake? (groaning) I misjudged you,Krunky.

I thought you werejust an uptight square.

But you're aneasy-going rhombus.

I had no idea youcould dance.

Blake, we gottawrap this date up.

My biological clock saysthe Swirling Hurler opens T-minus now! We could always ridethe Hurler tomorrow when it'snot brand-new.

That's just as awesome,right? Oh, tomorrowwe'll end up delivering one of my mom's cakesto some ninjas or Bjorn willturn into a Viking and the Squaliens will makeyou grow a second head.

There'salways something.

You're right.

Crazy awesome stuffalways happens to us.

So I take yournodding to mean you'd like to keepour date going.

Great! What's up next? It's already been oneroller coaster of a date.

Hey! Ha.

Those betterbe energy savers.

(people cheering) Behold,the Swirling Hurler.

Estimated wait timeis only.

eight days! Worst Hanukkah ever.

When I fly over Blake, just empty all the sleep sprayon to him.

(yawning) But I'm tired.

(yawning) Now I'm tired and angry, or as I call it,"tangry.

" Squalien sighting! ♪ Not again.

This day is going way too well to end up with everybodyfalling asleep.

Ahh! Ahh! ♪ Roy Krunk,you dancing fool! All right.

Whoo! Look at you go.

Can you movelike this, Roy? (yelling) (snoring) (laughing) ♪ (dinging) Zorka bob forsquirrels now! (Blake)Whoa! Everyone's asleep.

That meanswe're next in line.

Ahh! Ahh! (grumbling) You two? Where am I? Just what-- what-- I dig your moves,Krunky.

You and me, we're like two bunionson a tapping toe in that we need ice,rest and medication.

Never mind.

We cool.

Our date'snot over yet.

Tastes so sweet.

What tastes sweet? The victory, Mitch.

The victory.

Krunky.

Let's enter a dance competitionfor our next date.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Roy Krunkdoes not dance.

Ha! Sure you don't,Krunky.

Sure you don't.

(yelling) ♪ ♪ (laughing) Sweet! Better get your clogsfor the clog-off.

We're almost out.

Who can think about clogswhen there are.

Indestructo boots? Ah, the Indestructo boots.

And indestructiblethey are indeed.

♪ Those are madefor a space ranger.

Or any kind of ranger.

Better hurry.

They're the last pair.

Do you haveIndestructo undies? I do.

But you stillgotta wash 'em.

(whistling) (bell dinging) Hello, I'm here for mycomplimentary sandal tightening.

♪ Holy insoles! These sandalsare older than I am.

The rubber tree they're madefrom is now extinct.

What thrift! Dad! I need these boots! Sorry, kiddo.

You've only hadyour shoes a year.

That's barely a weekin Myers' time.

But if you buy methese boots once, you'll never have tospend money on destructible shoes again.

Ah, yes.

But witha little elbow grease, anything can becomeindestructible.

Just look at my shirt.

I've had it sincesophomore year of college.

Ask me about new shoes once your perfectly finepair have worn out.

Gotta bounce.

(bell dinging) This is gonna beso easy.

All I have to dois get in some crazy shoe-destroying adventures, then Dad will buy methe Indestructos.

(laughing) Oh no.

Blake is usingmy words against me.

I didn't want him to wear outhis shoes on purpose.

Time to teach hima fatherly lesson on frugality.

And for that, I'll needa disguise.

And now tofind a disguise.

Blake desiresthose boots.

We shall intercept themto use as bait and thus beginsthe final sacking! Not so fast, Leonard.

I need new boots for a big meeting with Squalien high command.

You've beefed getting Blake so many times I need to smooth things over with them.

You three go get me those incredible boots, shrink them in one of your shrinky rays and then do something else to get Blake.

If I may, that'sa complete waste-- (whistle blowing) No get Blake until I get boots.

If you even try to get him before I have those fabulous boots, you'll be on toenail-cleaning duty.

(screaming) ♪ Perfect timing.

Let's challengethe Squaliens to a fight.

That'll surely destroymy sneakers.

Battle cry! Battle cry! Oh, it's Blake.

Just keep walking.

Remember.

"Hey, Leonard, I knowyou have a brilliant plan "to get Blake, but there's this new.

Scarf I want.

" (General) I heard that.

And bring me the scarf too.

Battle cr-- Battle cr-- Squaliens,did you not hear? We said.

battle cry! Battle cry! Hey, what'sthe deal, guys? You've been trying toget me for ages.

(chuckling) This is so humiliating.

I'd love to get you,I really would, but we have a thing.

(Blake)What about now, Leonard? Oh.

I really want to.

You have no idea howtorn up inside I am, but.

(Blake)What about now? Hint.

Aim for his shoes.

I can'ttake it anymore! Don't! You've never dealt withthe general's toenails before.

It changes you.

Okay, shoes.

Looks like it'sjust me versus you.

Yeah, shoes.

You're going down.

Shoes will rue the daythey were cobbled.

Sorry, Zorka justexcited for clog-off.

♪ ♪ Ooh, someone'scoming out.

I'm going in.

(bell dinging) Ah! Ahh! (groaning) ♪ I normally wouldn't insultthe honorable ninja, but I'm desperate.

♪ (burping) ♪ Hoo-whoo! (chuckling) Good as new, buddy.

Now what did I teach youabout taking fries from ninjas? Don't.

And the other parents thoughtthat was a ridiculous lesson.

If they could see me now.

(panting) Just the feet, Mitch.

Got it.

(sizzling) Oh yeah! (gasping) Now, Blake, what didI teach you about playing in toxic waste when you weren't certain itwould give you super powers? Don't.

Good as new, buddy.

(man) Ten, nine.

You see my dadanywhere? Nope, all clear.

(man).

six, five, four, three, two, one.

To think, one dayI'll be piloting-- (laughing) Mmm, astro cake.

(yelling) Now, Blake,what did I teach you about playing on,beside or beneathspace shuttles? Don't.

That's right.

You're lucky I was hidingin that astro cake.

Sorry aboutthe cake, Mitch.

Losing one nevergets any easier.

On the bright side,these shoes are good as new, buddy! ♪ Shh! We just have toget to the display withoutanyone seeing us.

(man whistling) Someone's coming.

We gotta hide.

Hey, let's do formation 289.

Break time.

Now for a little doo-wop.

(vocalizing) (cell phone ringing) Roxanne.

How are you,gorgeous? (clearing throat) (high-pitched)It's over between us.

No, Roxanne, no! No! Why? Let's get those boots.

Quick! ♪ Oh no.

He's coming back.

Quick,into the boots! This demois the only thing that will healmy broken heart.

Which explains while I'llplay it repeatedly.

♪ (laughing) (sighing) I think it's safe tosay my dad will never pay for thoseIndestructo boots.

But, sonny,maybe your old pappy just wants to teach youthe value in saving money andfixing things yourself.

I know,small old woman.

And I love fixing some things, like bikesand skateboards and walls with Blake-shapedholes in them.

But when I look atthose boots, I see my future.

All the awesome thingsI'll accomplish, all the daringadventures I'll go on.

Wow, son.

Ahh! Ahh! Now that youput it that way, I suppose not everyone hasto be as thrifty as I am.

I mean,what I'm saying is, let's buy youthose boots.

(man)Sorry, hombres.

No longer for sale.

These Indestructo bootsare now the main prize at the clog-off.

Dude, I couldtotally win that.

Dude.

And then they'dtotally be free.

Oh no, all the clogsare sold out! All they haveleft are tumbleweeds! No more clogging shoes? But my shoes will neversurvive the clog-off! They will, if I fixthem as you clog.

We'll use my powers of thriftto get those boots! ♪ (coughing) Dad!Why milk? Eh, it was cheaperthan bottled water.

Son, get ready to savesome serious moola.

I was born on Black Friday.

Savings are in my bloodand I will save your shoes.

Nobody clogslike Zorka.

He'll win for sure.

And we'll get the boots awayfrom him, no problem.

(laughing maniacally) I'm taking no chances.

Aim for Blake and set yourray guns to full zap.

And now, for the grand prize ofthe Indestructo boots, Blake Myers versus ourreturning champion, Zorka! (dinging) (groaning) (crowd chanting)Clog, clog, clog.

♪ Clog likeno one's watching, as all cloggers do.

Wha.

Round two,the moto-clog.

(dinging) ♪ Ooh.

You can do it, Blake.

This is just likemotocross except in the ways it'snothing like motocross.

(grumbling) Round three,the gladiator clog.

(dinging) ♪ I don't think peopletraditionally clog this way, but go with it! Ahh! Who is thisphantom cobbler? Ooh! (gasping) ♪ And the winner is Blake! Yeah! (cheering) Here you go, Pops.

What?! You deserve them.

You haven't paid fornew shoes in decades.

Now you have a free pairthat'll last a lifetime.

Besides, my shoes havea few more years in 'em, if I fix 'emlike you did.

I've neverbeen so proud, son.

Let's celebratewith a dinner of freesupermarket samples.

Can't forget these.

(Leonard)New plan.

Run! Ooh, fur-linedand squishy.

Dale likey.

♪.

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